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This has to be like one of my all time favorite posts.
“Hop in the shower… O SHIT THAT’S COLD.”
You have no sense of humour if you don’t laugh at this :P
‘why didn’t it rise?’ omg. omg.
tasered octopus.
How to Dance Like a Warbler - “Raise Your Glass” Edition
KURT ON TOPFNGRUGTKH#&(TGEHK (x)
i think i shed a tear because i’m that turned on right now
when is everyone’s birthday?
February 29th, 1992.
dec 29th, 1994
Dec 9, 1992
December 20, 1986.
November 3, 1988
DUDE.
NOV. 3 1990.
DUDE.
May 8, 1998.
FUCK YOU GUYS I’M BORN IN MAY I’M COOLER.
August 6, 1992
((November 10, 1992))
December 28, 1986
May 16, 1996.
October 22, 1991.
September 30th, 1995.
2nd March 1998 :)





















